Eva Yao. "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times, hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SUCK BALLS AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING NERVE TO TELL ME TO DELETE MY FUCKING CLIENT? WE PUSHED OUR LANE TO THE LAST TOWER EARLY FUCKING GAME, TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES IN, AND WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DOING? FEEDING JARVAN LIKE YOU ARE AN ALL YOU CAN EAT MOTHER FUCKING BUFFET. THAT MOTHER FUCKER CAN DO FUCKING 808 CRIT BECAUSE OF YOU DIPSHITS.
MY SCORE AND YOUR SCORE IS NEARLY THE SAME, MINUS TWO KILLS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S SAD? YOU ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING TANK. YOU SHOULD BE OUT TANKING THAT SHIT LIKE THE FUCKING MEAT SHIELD THAT YOU ARE AND NOT HAVE A SQUISHY CHARACTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING HELL. THEY SEE ME IN A TEAM FIGHT AND IMMEDIATELY TARGET ME BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING ONE HIT KO PIECE OF SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS LIFE STEAL GOING TO DO FOR ME WHEN ITS 5V1 AND THE FUCKING TANK IS RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY TO SAVE HIS FUCKING WORTHLESS LIFE? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING WHEN WE WERE IN A TEAM FIGHT? OBVIOUSLY NOT PART OF THE TEAM WHEN YOU WERE RUNNING BACK TOWARDS THE TOWER. AND OF COURSE I’M GOING TO BE BEHIND ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS. I’M RANGED AND IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE TO STAND BEHIND THE FUCKING TANK BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE IS FUCKING FOR.
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DELETE YOUR FUCKING CLIENTS AND THEN GO FUCKING JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. IF WE WERE IN THE SAME ROOMS I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU TWO FUCKING MORONS WITH YOUR OWN KEYBOARDS.
